RP > I'll just leave this here

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ So. This is a medical ward- and there is a Jet laying on a berth. He's been there a long damn time- something about being bitchslapped by a giant Decepticon lizard- and while it's about time for him to be discharged, right now he's in recharge.

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[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

No thanks. I've had more than my fair share of beatings lately.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Awkward? Maybe a little.]

Yeah, you might be right about that one. Just this once.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

What? I'm always right.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Always? No way. I'm always right.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I feel like we've had this argument before.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Not my fault you won't see the truth, Raider.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

You-- Raider?

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

What, you wanted a different one?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

How about you call me by my actual name?

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

I think your sense of humor got damaged.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault you have horrible tastes in nicknames.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know you love them. Your life would be a boring, empty place without them.

[Pause.]

So... when do you get out of here?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Nobody loves your nicknames, Sideswipe.

[ grin ]

Help me off of this berth and we'll see if Ratchet blows a fuse.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

They do too. Who told you that?

[This is a robot eyebrow-raise as he slides out of that chair.]

If you need help off that thing, I'm going to get killed for helping you.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Just about everyone.

[ sits up ] Maybe we'll get lucky and he won't notice I'm gone.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that for a second.

[He's suddenly wondering how he's going to hold you up - you're so much bigger than he is.]

Yeah, and maybe I'll turn into a jet next time I transform. C'mon.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ hopefully he won't need holding up ]

I can hope. [ hand on your shoulder as he slides off of the berth ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

What, you want me to fly into a wall?

[He'll just stand here and let you do that.] Watch the wheels!

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

It'd be entertaining.

What, these wheels? [ spins your shoulder wheelies a little ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Only for you, buddy.

Yeah, tho--[jdfk;sdfs there's a shudder there he can't quite smother down.]--ose.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ slhdas pulls his hand away ] Sorry.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

It... yeah, just forget about it.

[PFF awkward.] Think you're up to making an escape, or do I have to carry you?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

... Sure.

[ totally awkward. And he's kind of just leaning on the berth for support, rather than you ] I got this. Just gimme a second.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

... If you're just going to fall apart, bet back up there.

I'll uh. Come back and bother you later or something.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, Sideswipe. [ he stands up and wavers a little, but manages to steady himself, wings twitching ] See?