RP > I'll just leave this here

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ So. This is a medical ward- and there is a Jet laying on a berth. He's been there a long damn time- something about being bitchslapped by a giant Decepticon lizard- and while it's about time for him to be discharged, right now he's in recharge.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz--- ]

Comments

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Guess we could always wheel you out.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

If that's the case, then why don't you just transform and take me for a ride?

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Because you'd crush my frame's why. I kind of like not being flattened.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Really? You should try it some time.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

What? Being crushed, or you sitting on me?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the former- then I could dig you out of the rubble this time.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

...

You have the worst ideas. [SHOVE]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Come on. It's only fair. [ SHOVES BACK ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

What, you want me to get almost blasted into oblivion too?

[SHOVES BACK]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

No. [ SHOVE ]

I just owe you, is all.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[FALLS OVER.]

... Yeah, so? We'll hit a bar or something when you get out of here.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

So let's go. [ stands again, with less wobbling this time ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Picks himself up off the floor.]

You sure you're up for this? I don't want to get clobbered by Ratchet later.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I'll survive.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Not you I'm worried about right now...

[He'll take the lead though, and check to see if the coast is clear.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ cue Mission Impossible theme music? ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Pretty much!

... it looks clear, and he motions you out with him.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ Follows as stealthily a giant robot can ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[This is so stealthy. They're the stealthiest robots ever!

... And there's the exit!]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ ESCAPE, ESCAPE

RACE YOU TO THE BAR 8D ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[sdhfkdsj NO FAIR

... but I'm totally faster than you are, slowaft jet 8D]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ JETS ARE TYPICALLY FASTER THEN CARS SMART GUY ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL THEY HAVE BIGGER BACKSIDES TOO SO HAH.

... also you're wounded.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ YOU LOVE MY BACKSIDE DON'T LIE :|

... oh yeah ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[SHUSH I'M STILL IN DENIAL, REMIND ME AFTER A FEW DRINKS.

... You doing okay? We're almost there.]