RP > I'll just leave this here

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ So. This is a medical ward- and there is a Jet laying on a berth. He's been there a long damn time- something about being bitchslapped by a giant Decepticon lizard- and while it's about time for him to be discharged, right now he's in recharge.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz--- ]

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[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

You got that right.

[nom nom energon. brb drinking these like shots.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ Air Raid is a big bot, so it takes him a while to get even remotely drunk ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[He'll just get a head start on you then. Damn his little frame.]

... I think I should get more.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Really. We still got a pretty good stash here.

[ well, it's not an overt "no" ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

You drink more than me. One of us is going to run out first, and then what's the other one going to do? Lie on the table and stare at you?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ shrugs and pounds down another drink ] If you think we need more, I won't say no.

Unless you wanna lie on the table and stare at me.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[He takes that as a challenge, and does the same.] I'm only gettin' up to get more if you want more, buddy.

... You want me to lie on the table an' stare at you?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ grin ] Might as well make the trek before I drink you under the table.

... You're the one who brought it up.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, fine. Only because I like you.

[He's going to ignore that last bit, and haul himself to his feet. ... Which way was the bar again?]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

... [ points ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Oh, there we go, thank you!

... brb getting an armload more of booze.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ miiiiiight be eying your aft as you walk away ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[... it's got plenty of swagger to it today. Or is that stagger?

EITHER WAY, he's back relatively quickly, and just... dumps the cubes on the table.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ snatches one and downs it ] Have a nice trip?

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

You know it. I think I got someone's... number... or graffiti. M'not sure.

[oh he's just going to try and match you again.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Why would someone give you graffiti?

[ downs two in a row- HA ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[His engine growls a little, and he goes for two! ... more slowly.]

'Cause they... knew they weren't gonna measure up.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Measure up to what?

[ is this the part where he drinks you under the table? ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Preeeetty much! He's wavering a bit already.]

Uh. You. S'obvious, innit?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ don't mind him, he's just going to stop and stare at you for a moment ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't even notice. This is good energon, man.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Sideswipe... when you say "you", d'you mean me?

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[He does that "eyebrow raise" face again, and looks around. Even up at the ceiling.]

M'not seein' anybody else. M'I supposed to be?

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Good. [ because he's going to lean across the table, take your chin in his hand, and kiss you ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Why's--

[sdjfk;fdsfds what is this what's happening--oh. Oh okay. He'll just be returning that kiss there.]