RP > I'll just leave this here

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ So. This is a medical ward- and there is a Jet laying on a berth. He's been there a long damn time- something about being bitchslapped by a giant Decepticon lizard- and while it's about time for him to be discharged, right now he's in recharge.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz--- ]

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[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[FALLS OVER.]

... Yeah, so? We'll hit a bar or something when you get out of here.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

So let's go. [ stands again, with less wobbling this time ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Picks himself up off the floor.]

You sure you're up for this? I don't want to get clobbered by Ratchet later.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I'll survive.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Not you I'm worried about right now...

[He'll take the lead though, and check to see if the coast is clear.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ cue Mission Impossible theme music? ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Pretty much!

... it looks clear, and he motions you out with him.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ Follows as stealthily a giant robot can ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[This is so stealthy. They're the stealthiest robots ever!

... And there's the exit!]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ ESCAPE, ESCAPE

RACE YOU TO THE BAR 8D ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[sdhfkdsj NO FAIR

... but I'm totally faster than you are, slowaft jet 8D]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ JETS ARE TYPICALLY FASTER THEN CARS SMART GUY ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL THEY HAVE BIGGER BACKSIDES TOO SO HAH.

... also you're wounded.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ YOU LOVE MY BACKSIDE DON'T LIE :|

... oh yeah ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[SHUSH I'M STILL IN DENIAL, REMIND ME AFTER A FEW DRINKS.

... You doing okay? We're almost there.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ WILL DO

... and he's going to need a few drinks, because everything still kind of hurts ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Good thing we're here then! He'll just be waiting for you. By the door.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

[ Flies up and transforms- and wobbles a little ] Not gonna do that again.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[Just going to reach over and steady you there, buddy.]

I told you you had bad ideas. C'mon. Nothing a little high grade's not gonna fix.

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

Don't think this is gonna be a normal occurrence- I'll be back to my usual charming self before you know it.

[ into the bar? ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Charming? When have you ever been charming? That's my job.

[Into the bar, and you're sitting down first. Right here in this corner.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

I'm always charming. Where have you been?

[ he'll do so gladly. damn those giant Decepticon lizards ]

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

Saving you from getting scrapped. Did you forget?

[And he'll duck off to get those drinks before you have a chance to answer him.]

[getoutsideswipe.livejournal.com]

You-- [ he'll watch you go, frowning slightly ] Could never forget that, Sideswipe.

[idkmybffairraid.livejournal.com]

[It doesn't take him long to come back, carrying way too many drinks for two 'Bots.]

I think the bartender fell for my winning personality. Either that or they heard about the whole "Liberator of Kaon" thing.