/posts something dorky and harmless

[wizardcop]

[ This is an apartment. It's a fairly small apartment- even for someone on Jacob's salary, but it suits him. Every thing is practical and neat- if a little dark. Dear Jake has a fondness for dark wood when it comes to furniture- and perfect.

Except for the part where there's a 200-pound wolf sprawled on the bed like he owns it. The fedora is hanging from one of the bedposts, for want of a proper hat rack.

Jacob himself is in the shower, pondering how the hell his life got so complicated all of a sudden. ]

Comments

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

... I hate you.

[wizardcop]

Is that really a wise thing to say to the man who's making your dinner?

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Since I can turn your apartment into the set of Backdraft? Yep.

[wizardcop]

... You know, you can only threaten me with the prospect of setting me or my belongings on fire so many times.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

No, I can threaten you all I want.

[wizardcop]

Then you can expect me to stop reacting. [ doo doo doo, idly chopping veggies ]

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

[She stares at him for a moment, before wiggling her fingers into his field of vision.

... While her fingers are on fire.]

[wizardcop]

... I have a knife, Kara.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Yup. I see it. It's a big one too.

[wizardcop]

... [ sigh ] You know I can't very well make dinner with your hand in my face.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

You're no fun. You know that?

[wizardcop]

I know. I've been told that on numerous occasions.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

I think you need to loosen up.

[wizardcop]

Funny, I've also heard that on numerous occasions.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

So maybe you should start paying attention.

[wizardcop]

Thank you, but no thank you.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Can't say no until you try~!

[wizardcop]

I can and I am.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

When's the last time you actually went out and had some fun?

[Snaaaaaagging a carrot.]

[wizardcop]

See, that's your problem. [ snatches said carrot back and begins chopping :| ] You assume I need to go out in order to have fun.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

... [steals a piece of carrot then.] And what's so interesting around here that you can stay in?

[wizardcop]

Plenty of-- stop that! Plenty of things.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

No, I'm starved.

Like what?

[wizardcop]

If you would stop distracting me, I could have this cooking already!

Nothing that you would find entertaining, I'm sure.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

I'm not distracting you.

... You're like an old man, Randy. Do you even know the meaning of the word "fun"?