And another one of these!

[makeshiftwings]

General musebox post is go! ... Again!

Comment here with a location in the subject line (The Thor, some alien planet, Pandora, etc). You can come up with a scenario or leave your comment blank and I'll do that for you!

Comments

[sciencetank]

Difficult to say. Observations aren't in line with an evacuation or...

[That's about when he notices that tree.]

[And shuts up. Completely. He's too dumbstruck by what he's looking at to form a coherent sentence. Which is some kind of miracle for the scientist.]

... I don't... believe this...

[Excuse him while he heads for that tree.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ That concerns her! He doesn't exactly... well, shut up a lot. ]

Perceptor? What's wrong?

[ She follows his gaze, but she's not quite sure what she's looking at. ]

[sciencetank]

It... would appear that all of our energon problems have... been solved.

[How could an organic planet produce energon in this manner? It doesn't make any sense.]

[And if there's one thing he can't stand, it's things that don't make sense. But the energy readings are accurate...]

[Like any good idiot scientist, he reaches out to touch one cube.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ It's real, all right. Real and solid and not totally going to make him... I don't know, take a nap after refueling. ]

Is that energon? But I thought you said it didn't grow on trees.

[sciencetank]

It shouldn't. By all rights, all laws of natural order, and physics, this shouldn't be possible.

[So... what happens if he tries to remove it from the tree. Surely the illusion vanishes then.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ Oh no, it's real. Removing it from the tree doesn't effect it in any way. ]

Is it some new species of tree, maybe?

[sciencetank]

[He turns it over a few times in his hands.]

No. Energon does not appear naturally in such a state. It's impossible.

[Well. Only one thing to do. Test it. By refueling.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ Still totally normal, but Angel doesn't know that and has a minor panic attack ]

Perceptor! Is that- I don't think that's very wise.

[sciencetank]

I can't very well have you test it, can I? There's only one way to find out whether or not it's safe.

[makeshiftwings]

[ She's quiet a moment, then nods. ] I understand. Please be careful.

[sciencetank]

Careful. Psh. What is research without a bit of risk?

[But so far, let's see. It all seems to be perfectly normal.]

Seeing as I've yet to fall over dead... it seems safe enough.

[makeshiftwings]

I'd rather not see you get hurt. That's all.

[ Well, that's encouraging, and she holds out her loaf of bread to him ]

Can you tell if this is safe, or do I have to... experiment?

[sciencetank]

If that were to occur, I'm capable of basic field repairs.

[He... picks it up in two fingers. Like it's something nasty.]

... molecular scanning doesn't pick up anything terribly harmful. I can't say what is and isn't safe for an organic being to consume, but it's composed entirely of organic carbon elements...

[Yes, Angel, it's safe.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ SHE'S CONCERNED FOR YOU PERCY, GOSH. At least pretend to notice. ]

That doesn't exactly tell me much. It looks like I'll be doing a little research of my own.

[sciencetank]

[No one is ever concerned for him, what is that.]

Well. Do take care. I'm not familiar with organic reconstruction.

[makeshiftwings]

Neither am I, really.

[ She tears a piece off and... takes a hesitant bite.

Nope, she's not falling over dead either. ]

[sciencetank]

... I take it from your continued functionality, your fuel is also safe for consumption?

[makeshiftwings]

That's what it looks like.

... The convenience of it all has me worried, though.

[sciencetank]

Since it's rather impossible for energon to grow on a tree, the entire thing has me concerned.

[makeshiftwings]

I've never really looted anything before, but I think we should take what we need and leave. This place is... creepy.

[sciencetank]

"Looting" is such a Decepticon term.

Salvage is far more preferable. However, yes, I'm in agreement.

[makeshiftwings]

I'll meet you back here in a few minutes, then. [ brb, going to get some stuff!! ]

[sciencetank]

Very well.

[Now then. Time to better examine this magic energon tree.]

[makeshiftwings]

[ she's gone for a while. Almost too long, and then suddenly, her voice comes literally screaming over the comm: ]

Perceptor!!

[sciencetank]

Primus--!

[Ever seen a tank jump? It's not pretty. But a shriek was the last thing he expected.]

What--? What is it!