ITP: Nikki and Ro are dorks

[saxual]

[ WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR INTREPID HEROES... they were on a date. Or something. Anyway, it seemed like a date.

Continued from this monstrous thread. ]

Simple doesn't mean shitty, Klavier.

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[saxual]

I know, I know. I think the lesson for today is "Midvalley is not good at being nice in any capacity".

[rockjection]

How charming.

[saxual]

No, see I can be charming. I just don't feel like I have to be.

[rockjection]

What? You think you can be as charming as I am?

[saxual]

Ah, I don't think that's fair. Your fame gives you an edge. People will think you're charming whether or not you really are.

[rockjection]

Take away my fame, and I can still be better than Prince Charming.

[saxual]

I can't take away your fame, so I guess we'll never know.

But note that I didn't call you princess when I had the chance.

[rockjection]

It wouldn't make sense even if you did.

[saxual]

You totally opened yourself up for it.

[rockjection]

No.

[saxual]

Yes you did.

[rockjection]

Objection!

[saxual]

[ DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST POINT AT HIM. Because if you seriously just pointed at him, he's going to make a grab for your wrist ]

What did I say about doing that?

[rockjection]

[ pulls his wrist back. . . if that makes sense idk ]

You get to play around. I get to do the same.

[saxual]

[ He'll let go ] All right, all right.

I guess if you haven't actually arrested me yet, you're not going to.

[rockjection]

You're not exactly bound by the same laws that I am, ja?

[saxual]

I guess not.

[rockjection]

Just don't. . . you know, start killing people or something.

[saxual]

That's the last thing on my mind, believe me.

[rockjection]

Good.

[saxual]

Why ruin a good thing, y'know?

[rockjection]

I know.

[saxual]

Sorry I'm such a pain in the ass.

[rockjection]

Where did that come from?

[saxual]

A rare breach in my pride, I think.