/posts something dorky and harmless

[wizardcop]

[ This is an apartment. It's a fairly small apartment- even for someone on Jacob's salary, but it suits him. Every thing is practical and neat- if a little dark. Dear Jake has a fondness for dark wood when it comes to furniture- and perfect.

Except for the part where there's a 200-pound wolf sprawled on the bed like he owns it. The fedora is hanging from one of the bedposts, for want of a proper hat rack.

Jacob himself is in the shower, pondering how the hell his life got so complicated all of a sudden. ]

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[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could teach him to talk.

[Wiggles her fingers at the Puppy--here boy!]

[wizardcop]

[ Fedora streeeeeetches and pads over- yay pettings! ]

Oh, yes. Brilliant. I'll just park him in front of Sesame Street so he can get to work on his alphabet.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

[So many pettings. She freaking loves this wolf. And firmly believes he doesn't get enough attention.]

You're not even going to try, are you?

[wizardcop]

[ Jake is just watching, and he frowns slightly for a moment ]

I say let's talk to this Russian of yours before we break out the Hooked on Phonics.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Your call, bosscop. I'm just the one with directions.

[wizardcop]

First thing tomorrow, then. Let's pay your friend a visit.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

So... be by my place around one. That'll work.

[wizardcop]

What? In the afternoon?

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Yep! Exactly.

[wizardcop]

And that qualifies as "first thing"?

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

It does when you've got to do a bunch of cleansing rituals so the guy'll even let you within ten feet of him.

[... No, she's just going to sleep.]

[wizardcop]

You're not serious.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Aren't I?

[wizardcop]

Frankly, I can never tell.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

... I'm serious.

[wizardcop]

Fine, fine. One it is. It's not as though I'm going to try and find the man without you anyway.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Well... you could. But you probably wouldn't manage to.

[wizardcop]

I somehow figured that.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Then again, it might be fun to watch you drive around looking for the place.

[wizardcop]

Do you like to watch everyone suffer, or am I just lucky?

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

Juuuuuust you. Aren't you lucky?

[wizardcop]

Truly, my luck knows no bounds.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

You could sound a little happier about that.

[wizardcop]

I could. But I'm not going to.

[salamandher.livejournal.com]

You're a jerk.