RP > there's nothing interesting going on here really

[electrowhipit]

ALL PURPOSE TRANSFORMERS SPAM POST
because you can only spam around dear mun so much

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[electrowhipit]

[ Gasp? Oh no, more like moan ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Oh that's a good sound... But you know? It's too bad you're wearing your pants, really it is... So have some hands working on that little problem.]

[electrowhipit]

[ can you do kissing and pants removal at the same time? Because he's yanking you back to him for a rather fierce kiss ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[He can try. But, you caught him... he'll return that kiss, and, well... he's got very talented feet. Just... tugging your pants leg down slowly... with his toes.]

[electrowhipit]

[ ...hot. And it seems somehow unfair that you still have pants, so he is running his hands slowly dooooown your stomach to get to the waistband of said pants ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[... that. Right there. Is the spot. His brain completely derails, and he may just have moaned.]

[electrowhipit]

[ Rather likes that noise so, does it again! ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[really not even coherent after that, he makes the noise again, pressing against him to make sure it doesn't stop.]

Gardening time with Jolt!

[electrowhipit]

[ There's an Autobot in a small stand of trees and various shrubs, just chattering away. He does this often, though it's not like many people know that. And if they do, they're content to give him his space and-

Oooh, is that a flower? ]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[There's another Autobot approaching. Behind a wall. As stealthy as one can be when his feet are wheels.

... what are you doing to that flower.]

[electrowhipit]

[ I AM TALKING TO IT LEAVE ME ALONE ]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[He wheels forward, coming up behind you... in your personal bubble.]

... Why are you talking to a flower?

[electrowhipit]

[ fkjshdaff whips around, sparks flying from his fingertips-

oh. It's you ] Sideswipe, don't do that!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[Skates backward, grinning.]

Don't do what? I wasn't doing anything.

[electrowhipit]

Don't give me that. Is there a reason you're lurking around?

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Do I really need a reason to lurk around somewhere?

[electrowhipit]

Yes. You do.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

...

Because I was bored, and wanted to harass you?

[electrowhipit]

[ deadpan ] How sweet of you.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I know, aren't I?

[still grinning] So what are you doing to that flower, really?

[electrowhipit]

[ siiigh ] Just what it looked like.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... You were honestly talking to a flower?

[electrowhipit]

[ just. gonna die of embarrassment ]

...Yes.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

...

I don't know if that's hilarious or adorable.

[electrowhipit]

How about neither?