[open] FALALALALA-- a holiday post

[starswing]

Lovingly stolen from Cal, for the most part.



HAPPY HOLIDAYS

play with me



PROMPTS-

1. Mistletoe Kisses - for the shipper in all of us

2. Christmas Gift Exchange - IT'S YOUR WHAT IN A BOX

3. Hot drinks and blankets - nothing beats a cuddle huddle

4. Epic Holiday Baking - will the cookies survive this year we just don't know

5. New Year's Kisses - for the new year shipper in all of us

6. Winter Wonderland - good for snowball fights, sledding shenanigans, or ice-skating mishaps

7. Christmas Parties - if you don't do all the cool holiday dances who even are you

8. Decorating for the Holidays - tinsel makes for a good lasso

9. Why is the Eggnog Spiked - no it ALWAYS tasted that funny

10. WILDCARD - have fun, cause mayhem

[ Pick a person and a prompt, or leave a blank comment and I'll make up something. Come at me, bros. ]

Comments

[sylfied]

You're going to build up a reputation as a crazy screamer, you know. One who troubles young ladies.

[spinatalltale]

I am a young lady.

[AS THOUGH THAT DEBUNKS FIE'S ENTIRE POINT]

[sylfied]

A crazy screaming young lady who troubles non-crazy young ladies.

[spinatalltale]

I wasn't screaming. I was pontificating! There is but a subtle difference.

[sylfied]

... You were screaming... eloquently.

[ Better?? ]

[spinatalltale]

[NO]

Well, anyway. All of that aside, are you really going to pass underneath that mistletoe like it's no big deal at all? That's so boring.

[sylfied]

Why wouldn't I? I'm not interested in kissing anyone.

[spinatalltale]

Ugh, you totally don't have to be! In fact, it'd be even more comical if you turned down a potential suitor in that dry, disinterested tone of yours. The audience would eat it up!

[sylfied]

But that means I have to stand here and wait for someone to turn down.

[ when she could be napping?? ]

[spinatalltale]

[CONSIDERS. . .]

Oho. Fortunately for you? I think I have just the shill you need. ☆

[sylfied]

[ ... she's regretting. ]

Can I forget you said that and just go home?

[spinatalltale]

[as she should be]

I'll pay you for your troubles. Every good actress deserves compensation!

[bribery???]

[sylfied]

... Are you going to feed me?

[ BRIBERY MIGHT WORK. ]

[spinatalltale]

If that's what it takes, sure. I didn't know you were a woman who thought with her stomach.

[sylfied]

I hide it well.

[ war-torn orphans, man. ]

[spinatalltale]

You sure do. But now that I know your secret--

[flaps her hands at the mistletoe]

Go stand over there! You get paid after you work.

[sylfied]

Fiiiiine.

[ She's just going to trudge over there. Reluctantly. But hungrily, apparently. ]

[spinatalltale]

[how did Fie get herself into this mess]

Hark! Who is that, standing underneath the mistletoe? Why, it is my beloved! Fortune smiles upon me!

[well, Magilou's starting this charade out with a bang. people are staring now]

[sylfied]

[ Fie is feeling a very much hidden form of horror. But she's not about to play along too easily now, so she is also just kind of staring at Magilou.

WHY. ]

[spinatalltale]

[WHY INDEED]

[Magilou slides up to her, grasping at her hand and holding it between her own like it's a precious flower]

My beloved! It has been years since I have seen your face! Joy fills my heart like the swelling of the tide. Tell me you feel the same!

[sylfied]

Oh.

[ DEADPAN. ]

Long time, no see. I sure missed you.

[spinatalltale]

As did I, my beloved!

[. . . some people are snickering]

And now that we are reunited, we should seal our fortuitous meeting with the most sacred of holiday kisses!

The Mistletoe Mouth Mashup.

[STOP HER]

[sylfied]

No.

[ WELL SHE SURE SHOT THAT DOWN QUICKLY. ]

1/2

[spinatalltale]

[DRAMATIC GASP]

[. . . . . . . . . . .]

[spinatalltale]

[. . .]

[leans in a bit, hand pressed against her mouth]

Hey.

This is the part where you walk away.