Call Me Out Post

[starswing]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】

[ Muselist can be found Here! Post with a scenario, or leave it blank, I'll wing it. ]

Comments

[alcobrawlic]

If you're looking for the classiest of the classy, there's a pet store next door with a bunch of cats who might be long-lost relatives of yours.

[ He's got that disinterested stare/sneer combo down pat. Jusis might actually be proud.

As for Sara, she seems to fit right into this scene full of trashy people, but there's a certain sharpness to her gaze for how blithely she speaks to him. ]

[insincerely]

[He worked very hard on his stare/sneer combo!!]

And what if I'm too poor to enter a pet store?

[Let's be real, though: cats sound more tolerable than humans.]

[alcobrawlic]

Then you've got no place in a tavern. Wanna try a better excuse?

[insincerely]

All right, then... I have a cat allergy? It's very tragic.

[alcobrawlic]

Iiiiis it now? I'd be careful, there's this [ talking ] black cat [ familiar ] that hangs out around here.