[ "A cute boyfriend" would have made him laugh! Though what he was really hoping for is a materialistic answer. "A cute hat" is easier to gift wrap!

Back to the drawing board for him, in any case. Unless... ]

Why not make it a road trip? Y'know, Iiiii can drive a car. [ Why is that so impressive?! ] Full disclosure - I only drove it into a pole once, but that's 'cause I was trying to turn up the music on the radio.


T'was the chocobo song...