[ This time, Dorian looks the teensiest bit offended. Evidently he doesn't like being spoken to as if he were some easily spooked horse. ]

Ah, so I suppose that means I should refrain from shaking in my boots, curling up into a fetal position, and weeping at the foreignness of it all whilst blubbering for mummy?

Such a shame. I'm rather good at all of that, you know.