No, not you. You wouldn't, Jonathan. [ StrexCorp, though. God, what has Night Vale become since Cecil left and came back again. There is StrexCorp now, Jonathan. STREXCORP here and worse than before. ...But that's a story for when Cecil wants to be in a bad mood. ]
Where should I take you? What would you like to see?
There is The Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. There is Mission Grove Park. There is the Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area. There is The Museum of Forbidden Technologies. There is The Whispering Forest. There is the Scrublands and the Sand Wastes.
...There is the Dog Park, where dogs and people are not allowed. But we could go there anyway, and antagonize the hooded figures we are not allowed to acknowledge, if you want to live dangerously. Re-education is an important part of Night Vale's culture too, after all.
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Where should I take you? What would you like to see?
There is The Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. There is Mission Grove Park. There is the Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area. There is The Museum of Forbidden Technologies. There is The Whispering Forest. There is the Scrublands and the Sand Wastes.
...There is the Dog Park, where dogs and people are not allowed. But we could go there anyway, and antagonize the hooded figures we are not allowed to acknowledge, if you want to live dangerously. Re-education is an important part of Night Vale's culture too, after all.