You know, I cannot fathom why you Wardens hate it down here so much. The Deep Roads are always so much fun! All this darkness... [She drives her blade into a hurlock's chest, never missing a beat as she rambles on cheerfully.] Darkspawn... Ooh, and golems too! It's delightful. So many happy memories~

Perhaps I should build a vacation home down here. I'd have the most charming neighbors.

[Marian Hawke: providing you with your several-times-daily dose of heavy sarcasm to make your Deep Roads expedition all the more entertaining.]