He slices, he dices, he's got about a million arms, he doesn't leave the toilet seat up, he's polite, and he cooks, to boot. Ladies and gentlemen, he does all of this and more, and he can be yours for the price of normality!

Not for the first time was she glad that she didn't know any mind readers, allowing herself only a faint smile at her mental quip, and trailing after Alabaster.

"Are you sure you want to? I mean, I'm not a great chef or anything, but I promise I haven't burned anything to date."